When Wal-Mart tried to impose alien rules on its German staff—such as compulsory smiling and a ban on affairs with co-workers—it touched off a guerrilla war that ended only when the supermarket chain announced it was pulling out of Germany in 2006.
Guilty as charged.
You better not force us to smile - or have fun; we’re German.
Though the guerrilla war against affairs sounds reasonable to me.